And it's cause I asked her about her favorite wine
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me: that is a fantastic point
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DONT WALK ON THOSS FUCKING THINGS
AND EVERYONE THINKS IM FUCKING CRAZY
I knew it.
Nigga I’d pee on myself twice. Omfg.
holy shit this would haunt me for forever